Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Dentists are the ish

You should be all about a charles brown dds pc. Really, does anything else matter? I don't know why I even asked that question. I already know the answer: No. There is a thing called Hayfield Dental Care. It serves the people of Alexandria (and surrounding areas). It's done this since 1987--no joke. All of their dentists are totally sick, but healthy. They all have advanced specialty training and can perform almost any procedure without the need for referral to another office. They've got experience. Charles Brown DDS ain't no slouch. He's been employed there for 10 years, dog! What's he done with that time? Only thousands of crown, root canal and surgical procedures. The Virginia Board of Dentistry loves this guy. He has zero complaints, ever!The Medical College of Virginia is where he graduated from and got a lot of awards. Yeah, it's a real place. What did he do in the 1996? Oh, well, he just ranekd first in his class. That's all. 1997? Quality Care Award and Resident of the Year award from UMMC! WTF!? Awesome! He is one of the top dentists in the Washington Area, man! Their doors are always open for new patients and emergencies! Man, that is fantastically awesome!

Commercials Suck

I recently received a copy of 'NCAA College Hoops 2K6,' a game for my Xbox 360 that I bought off eBay. We all know that I'm really cool because I like basketball and play it very well. We all know that I'm cool because I have an Xbox 360. That's not the point of this story, although I do want to name drop as many cool material possessions and facts about my life on the internet as possible to make myself seem even cooler then I am.The point of all of this though, is that I bought it from a guy who is in the military, on a base in Germany. It was sent through military mail, and he even put a $5 bill in the package because he couldn't find the booklet (which I didn't even care about)...but the coolest part...the most awesomest, sickest, radicalist, gnarliest part about it, was that he wrapped the game in a fresh copy of a newspaper from Germany that was from the day Italy won the World Cup. There was a picture of the team holding up the trophy and then of course, the whole thing was in German.

Awesome Droids

In one case, 18-year old nerd and movie theater employee Javier Garcia worships the ground that 18-year old Brett Rodriguez (star baseball player at his school) walks on. Brett agrees to show Javier how to be cool, and basically, how to live his life. The show seemed to go well and Brett (after being put on the spot by MTV) agreed that Javier could now hang out with his group of friends even after the show. Butimmediately after the show ended, Brett changed his number and ignored Javier at school. Bad idea. Javier began obsessing over Brett night and day, driving by his house late at night, going to all of his baseball games and practices and eventually legally changing his name to Bret Jackobsen to sound more like Bretts full name, Brett Jacobsen. Unfortunately, it didnt stop there. Bret (formerly known as Javier) got calf implants to look more like Brett, stating, Now Im the complete package. But apparently, not even Bret thought so, as he kept taking it one step further until people starting asking, How many steps can you call one step further?

You need cameras as weddings, dog

You need to take pictures at weddings with wedding cameras, yo. YouYou ever think to yourself: "Hmm...I'm getting married soon, and you know what? I have no frickin' wedding cameras!? Oh my lord!!!" Well...you may not freak out like that and you may not use the word "frickin'", but, you do need favors.Now you can! You can shop for weddings. There is this Internet Wedding Superstore that you should definitely check out...up there...at the link...that says "wedding favors." Let's be real, folks...this place is the best online. They have dem cheap. They have dem personalized. They have dem personalized. They have dem, yo. And not just for bridesmaids and groomsmen. Word. And a lot of items have free personlization! That's so awesome, I just pitched a tent! Because I'm going camping after my wedding! For the honeymoon! Gnarly, dude!

Halloween?

Halloween, but dress up in a costume as well for not only the designated party day for Halloween this year, Saturday, but also, for actual Halloween on Monday. Although, there is no official word on what his costume will be, there is speculation that he will go as Justin Timberlake, Enrique Iglesias or a "chick magnet" in which he wears all black and tapes a bunch of fake, tiny chicks (birds) to himself. Get it? It's so hilarious and it's a pick-up line at the same time! We could not reach the famous celebrity for an interview, but we did listen to his answering machine a few times and his welcome message says, "uhh, hey, this is Brad Pitt (pause), just kidding, you've reached Trott, you know what to do bro, if you are the bomb, leave a message at the beep."

Let's Get Real Madrid

Real Madrid basketball and soccer (futbol) teams are so awesome, you guys. I mean, seriously. Madrid is a cool city. Sports are cool. Spanish chicks are hot. What's not to gustar? Hey-oh! I mean, seriously though, except not...what's with the KFC's in Spain? Their chicken tastes differently, man. I mean, don't get me wrong; it's good. It's Pau Gasol-good; but, it's not Kentucky-good, dog. That's just weird to me. It's weirder than this blog that I'm writing right now. It really is. It really, really is.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Kissimmee hotels please

Would you like to Kissimmee hotels? Want to spend Christmas, Spring Break, or even your summer vacation in an awesome place? Well, Orlando is it. Take a vacation there. Seriously, where else in the World are there 52 theme parks, dude? And beaces within a 40 minute drive? Not to mention the outstanding, impeccable resorts and vacaton homes. They have it all in Orlando. Plastic City, baby! Sure, Disney World is their biggest attraction...but that's not all they have. Top rated golf courses too. And the second largest convention center in the whole wide world! Not to mention, again, that this place is so family friendly, you'll think you should buy a house here within 5 minutes off of the airplane or out of the minivan. And it's ever-changing. If you haven't been there in 3-5 years, you need to go back. It's changed, dog. The parks are always adding new rides and attractions too. These constant upgrades make Orlando an insanely awesometastic destination for the entire family.

Fitness Made Simple

Fitness Made Simple changed my life. Really, it did. Before this exciting line of fitness videos existed, with a cartoon, Ken doll, fitness leader/host--I had no idea what to make fun of next. Now, thanks to Fitness Made Simple (FMS), I'm motivated again. Before you read the rest of this blog, check out the lyrics of the Fitness Made Simple theme song: He's John Basedow,He's gonna show you how,To reach your potential,And turn your, whole life around!It's Fitness Made Simple! (unh-hunh!)Made for real people! (ooh yeah!)It's changing real lives! Dude, didn't that like, pump you up!? The first time I heard this theme song, I snorted eight lines of spinach, took a sake bomber in a protein shake, ran six marathons back-toback, lifted a car to save an ailing coyote, developed six-pack abs and banged twelve broads in twelve hours...that's right, half a day's worth of bangin' broads. If that's not a change in life, made for a real person, simply, I don't know what is.

I Awesome

On the other hand, I know I'm just on a natural high right now and things are gonna get shitty and tough again, which will be good, because I feed off that. But...it will be on my terms this time. I've got my money right. Now I want war. And on an even other hand, I have a lot of haters that have tried to bring me down lately. There were a few at my last job. When I told some people I was going to work for a studio, some of them looked at me like I just killed their dog and got a new job at a studio. It almost made me sick, the blatant jealousy I saw on some people's faces. I didn't know how to take it. (Most of the people there were cool though, don't get me wrong.) People are supposed to keep progressing and move on. That's how life is! Nothing lasts forever. But my last job was like a freakin' black hole at times.

Friday, March 09, 2007

Disney World

Do you like Disney World Tickets? Want to go to all the Orlando theme parks, dinner shows, and attractions? Sure we all do? Well, you should check out Orlandofuntickets.com. It's the awesome way to get discount tickets for Disney World! Boo-yah! Admission tickets can be the biggest pain when planning your vacation to the Big O. They are expensive, yo. Well now, Disney tickets are available for many different days and options from one to ten days for what is called, “Disney Magic Your Way”! Awesome!!!! Lowest prices are what you will find, dog. And WDW has so much for you, with 4 theme parks, 2 waters parks, and much, much, much, much, much more. OrlandoFunTickets.com has discounted tickets to everything Disney has to offer including Disneyquest, Downtown Disney Pleasure Island, Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon and Blizzard Beach Water Parks, and even every Disney theme park ticket that is possible. On top of that, when people go to Orlando, a lot of them go to Universal Studios and Islands of Adventure. Plus, those crazy dinner shows are popular for night time entertainment as well. Well...OrlandoFunTickets.com has the lowest discount prices for all of that, including this: Arabian Nights discount tickets, Medieval Times discount tickets, Pirates Dinner Adventure discount tickets, But that's not all! Did I mention Sea World tickets, Kennedy Space Center tickets, Universal Studios tickets, and mas (espanol)!? For the lowest prices and personal service check it out!

Detroit

Well, what I thought was going to be the worst thing in the world, was actually not too bad. When I got to Detroit for my 5-hour layover, I was pleasantly surprised to find a brand new, totally re-modeled, Northwest Airlines terminal that seemed to be Detroit's airport's response to the "Mall of America," except in Japan. Little did I know that Northwest's huge terminal in Detroit was home to a lot of inbound and outbound flights to Japan. Everything in the terminal was in English and Japanese and there were a ton of restaurants and shops all over, including...wait for it...wait for it...sushi!...which I didn't eat. Does that piss you off that I made you wait for it, but instead, I went to a Mexican restaurant where I ate chicken quesadillas and drank two Coronas? It would piss me off. So, to make a long story short, I was very entertained in the Northwest Airlines terminal in the Detroit Metro Airport. The 5-hour layover, really wasn't that bad. Actually, I pretty much did all the stuff that I would have done on a normal Sunday anyway, except it was a Monday.

Learn Stuff

Let me get all uppity for a minute here. Let me act as if I'm ballin' right now and not being passed up by the world... Here is a fable from the homie Aesop that I learned at a young age and that a lot of people need to learn. Between a million people I've met in Hollywood, and some of these fresh-out-of-college wannabe Boiler Room telephone Salesmen I've spoken with lately, people need to learn this. Maybe my laid back demeanor holds me back in some cases, but I tend to end up where I belong and I think learning this fable right here at a young age helped. Seriously, people drive me crazy. I wish this was mandatory reading: "Between the North Wind and the Sun, they say, a contest of this sort arose, to wit, which of the two would strip the goatskin from a farmer plodding on his way. The North Wind first began to blow as he does when he blows from Thrace, thinking by sheer force to rob the wearer of his cloak. And yet no more on that account did he, the man, relax his hold; instead he shivered, drew the borders of his garment tight about him every way, and rested with his back against a spur of rock. Then the Sun peeped forth, welcome at first, bringing the man relief from the cold, raw wind. Next, changing, he turned the heat on more, and suddenly the farmer felt too hot and of his own accord threw off the cloak, and so was stripped. Thus was the North Wind beaten in the contest. And the story means [ µ]: 'Cultivate gentleness, my son; you will get results oftener by persuasion than by the use of force.'"(11) Now Merry Christmas and I'll go back to writing the most ridiculous things I can think of.

Salt Lake Plastic Surgery Pimps

You know about laser skin care? Dr. Mark Taylor. Heard the name? No? Who is he? He is a laser skin care clinic doctor in Salt Lake City. He is world-renowned, dog. He runs that Gateway Laser Center, dog. It's all about skin care, and it draws clients from Utah, Nevada, Cali, and other harsh climates for skin. He is both a dermatologist and cosmetic laser surgeon. How long has he been in practice? Oh...20 years. That's all. And this guy has been there since the birth of laster treaments, man. He has been the leader in cosmetic laser surgery. And he's taught all this stuff to over 3,600 doctors in the world! That's like a new form of cool dictatorship or something! He has an awesome, well-trained staff. They use leading-edge products. They also use 25 different lasers. These lasers do all of this: removal of birthmarks, hair, scars, spider veins, and tattoos; skin rejuvenation and resurfacing; eyelid restoration and lip enhancement; acne, cellulite, and stretch mark treatments. Isn't that gnarly, in a good way? But that's not all. They also have botox treatments, laser hair removal, spider vein treatment, mole removal, laser resurfacing, non-surgical facelifts, lip injections, facial peels, and skin cancer treatments! Skin-errific! And if you want other treatments...those involve micodermabrasion and chemical peels. They are all about the alleviation of pain and helping disfigured people too. They are great!

1:15 AM

I hate working at 1:15 AM Hi, my name is Brian. I hate working at 1:15 AM. I've noticed that on most nights when I am up at 1:15 AM and I am working I am not happy. However, you should notice that 1:15 AM is not the problem since usually I am very happy to be up at 1:15 AM Partying or Hooking up with totally hot chicks. I am also perfectly happy when I am sleeping at 1:15 AM. I think that basically the problem all comes down to the combination of both WORKING and 1:15 AM. Everybody please learn from my example. My name is Brian. I hate working at 1:15 AM.

Have a day

I'll admit, I was a little bit embarrassed, but I apologized and headed for the door. As I was walking out the door, she said, "Wait a minute." I figured she was going to apologize and invite me back into her office for an inspirational speech about my talent, and how I have all the tools I need to make it in this town, but just need to have faith. Kind of like a Rudy moment. Instead, she said, "So you have paid, in full, for your headshots and commercial classes?" I nodded. She responded, "Oh, okay. Good. Have a day." I said, "Wait a minute. Didn't you forget the 'nice'?" She said, "Oh, no. I don't believe in saying 'nice day' because let's be honest: What is a 'nice' day anyway? We are only promised to have a 'day,' and even that is not promised. Besides, it is an offensive slur for people who are having a bad day."

Goldie Lochs

I love gold. Dog, you heard of MDC? No? It's the Monex Deposit Company! So sick! You can purchase gold or other precious metals for immediate personal delivery... or you can arrange for convenient and safe storage at an independent bank or depository! Sickrandom! And this amazingness has been going on for over 30 years. They are the leader. And gold is available in coin or ingot form, for investment. What are ingots? They are generally a pure bullion cast in a bite-size shape. But coins...yeah...coin have a currency value defined by the ingots! Gold has always been recognized as something for investing. But....gold bullion is totally original/awesome! I mean, between Egyptians, Greeks and Romans, and even frat bros. like me, man (and sometimes animal) have totally loved gold bullion! So case closed; it's true in all ages for man. Gold is hot, and magical, and floating gold dust fairies love it. So it can change your life if you invest in it. Do it. You can diversify your investmens with it. You can protect your wealth. You can preserve your purchasing power like a mutha fckin' rain forrest. Monex Previous Metals has an awesome dedicated staff of hard asset pro's. They serve your precious metal needs man. What else? They have convenient market and competitive precious metals prices.

Junior High Sense of Humor

Sad really. At the time, none of us had a clue. None of us knew how strongly we would come to regret the decision we had made. There was nothing we could have done to prevent it. How could we have known? One thing is for sure...none of us knew the effect it would have on our futures. None of us would ever be the same. Had we known that Adam Sandler movies were not really that clever, and the amount of money he was making off of us, we would have been pissed. Well...not THAT pissed. But we probably would have tried to bootleg the movies off the internet...if that existed, on that grand of a scale, back then. R.I.P. Junior High Sense of Humor 1980-1996 Just kidding. Those movies are hilarious!!!!!!!!! LOL ROTFL LMAO :) ;) :P BRB

Man am I crunk!

I'm so crunk right now. No, not in that way. I'm not high, nor drunk. But, I am crunk on life. That's right. I'm crunk on life. You got a problem with that? Shit, I'm getting pissed off now! I'm losing the crunkness of life! Why did you do this to me!? Why did you do this to me!? Shit! This is not right. Earlier, I was crunk on life. Now I'm not. But I just was. Shit. You son of a bitch...you son...of...a...bitch. -Trott Felipe